Human Design & Tarot

Weekly Readings with Christina Lanae in the Treatment Cave - Every Wednesday 5-7pm - Group Sessions may be booked on weekends.

A message from Christina, The Blonde Priestess:

Congrats on taking the leap to better understanding yourself and why you are HERE. I am honored to be a guide along your lighted path! I offer Human Design sessions, Astrological guidance including birth chart readings, tarot and oracle pulls as well as heart opening sacred cacao circles honoring community and usually themed around the full and new moon.

Human Design Readings

30 minutes $80, 60 Minutes $160

Human Design is a wonderful study combing several pillars of study such as; Astrology, I Ching, Kabbalah, the Chakra System and physics to create your very unique and in depth Body Graph. This is a chart that I interpret and read in order to help guide you in aligning with your higher purpose, making better decisions in your life and feeling where in your body those designs are designed to be made from! Another big benefit to having a Human Design reading is you can officially begin your deconditioning process, which involves peeling back all of the layers of the “Shoulds” the world projected on you and remembering who YOU are and WHY you are here.

This reading will cover your entire human design! Touching on your type, authority, definition, open and closed centers and we can also focus on a specific area if you have a question or need guidance.

*Upon booking please be prepared to provide your exact details of birth (day, month, year, time and place)! Call to book.

Birth Chart Readings

30 minutes $80, 60 Minutes $160

Astrology is one of the most ancient and cultivated studies for self awareness! Personally, astrology was my first love and the first awakening to all of the nuances that made me, ME! It is a pleasure to offer it to others in hopes that it helps you cultivate a deepening of knowing thyself and aligning with your true calling in life, navigate relational difficulties and understand the needs of your placements and how to communicate them to those you know and love. This a In-depth reading covering your major Astrological placements and the significance of those in your day to day life along with these planet house positions and any significant transits.

*Upon booking please be prepared to provide your exact details of birth (day, month, year, time and place)! Call to book.


Tarot Pull

30 minutes $65, 60 Minutes $110

The tarot cards are always wonderful mirrors of our life and the people in it and is truly one of the most honest ways to check in with where you are at, where you have been and where you are going! One of my most favorite pulls is the Celtic Cross. This pull can also be great for getting a in-depth overview around a current season/ question or as a vibe check, it especially good for those who might not have a specific question for the cards but can sense they are needing guidance from the great beyond. This is a beautiful spread that is super in depth and gives us loads of information and guidance as you navigate this next chapter of your life! Looking forward to channeling some divine guidance for you around whatever is on your heart! Call to book.

Ceremonial Cacao is an option as an add on for all in-person services with at least 24 hour notice.

Recipe includes Keiths Ceremonial Cacao, Oatly Barista oat milk, cinnamon, Rose/ Lavender or Chamomile infused honey served as warm delicious latte-like intentional pure chocolate beverage.



Meet Christina Lanae,Your Blonde Priestess


The Blonde Priestess is the highest version of my self where I have dedicated my being and innate tools to be an open channel of light and love to flow forward! It is a space that I have created for others to learn, feel connected and inspired to be the highest version of themselves- finding their inner priest or priestess too!

I am here to help serve through my lifelong study of the stars, human design, tarot, relationships and mindfulness. I express and operate as an astrological advisor, tarot reader and spiritual consultant for clients from the furthest stretches of the world like New Zealand, Ireland, Alaska to right here in my backyard of Los Angeles and North Carolina! I often work virtually in 1-1 readings for clients or through cyber circle teachings, preaching on the cosmos, and our designs and how we can use both tarot, astrology and the wisdom of Human Design to elevate our awareness of ourselves.

It is my belief that a full life is attained through connections and our relationships- in both love and in suffering. As humans we require both and as awoken souls we must lean into others in order to grow and fulfill our divine contracts. Thank you for elevating and expanding with me!